Monday, September 24, 2012

Mirthful Monday - One-Liners - Part 1

If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the guy who once said: "I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen...and replaced by exact duplicates." His mind sees things differently - to our amazement and amusement. 

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. 

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. 

Half the people you know are below average. 

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 42.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot. 

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

~Source Unknown

2 comments:

  1. A great way to start the week Marianna. Thank you. Sychronicity strikes again as I was planning to write about a pessimist this week. I met him earlier this evening and we resolved some issues about which I shall write soon. Watch out.

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  2. We must be surfing on the same wave, Ramana, especially since this has happened more than once! :)

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