Mirthful Monday - Punny Stuff # 3

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

~Anonymous

Thanks to Connie, a pun master in her own right, for sending me these.

Image courtesy of Lieven Volckaert.