Monday, August 1, 2011

Mirthful Monday - Punny Stuff # 3

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.

What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)

She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.

If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.

Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.

A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

~Anonymous

Thanks to Connie, a pun master in her own right, for sending me these.

Image courtesy of Lieven Volckaert.

4 comments:

  1. Thanks for the smile. I hope you are enjoying the holiday!

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  2. Thanks for weighing back in with the funny stuff. I love it.

    Carol

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  3. Carol,
    I love those puns, too! Even more, I love those occasions when I can come out with them without even trying!

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