When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.)
She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed.
Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
Thanks to Connie, a pun master in her own right, for sending me these.
Image courtesy of Lieven Volckaert.