Monday, August 8, 2011

Mirthful Monday - Life Truths From the Li'l Ones

1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.

2) When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.

3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person.

5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food.

6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

7) Never hold a DustBuster and a cat at the same time.

8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.

9) Don't wear polkadot underwear under white shorts.

~ Source Unknown

2 comments:

  1. Great advice. Next time I want to hide broccoli, I'll use a glass of juice instead. And about the underwear...maybe stripes or plaid would be better?

    Hugs,
    Carol

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  2. Carol,
    Were there any foods that you tried to hide when you were younger?

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