Mirthful Monday - Punny Stuff # 2

A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.

Practice safe eating - always use condiments.

Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death.

A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

~Anonymous

Thanks to Connie, a pun master in her own right, for sending me these puns.

Thanks to http://www.sxc.hu/profile/agamamedia for this image.