Monday, May 9, 2011

Mirthful Monday - Puns for the Educated Mind - Part 3

A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, “I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger.”

Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says “Dam!”

Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, “I've lost my electron.” The other says, “Are you sure?'” The first one replies, “Yes, I'm positive.”

Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

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5 comments:

  1. I think Ramana tries No 4 ever time he goes to the dentist.

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  2. I definitely love the pun in here :)

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  3. Grannymar and Marianna, I suspect that both of you know that my dentist is a very attractive young lady. I also suspect that you suspect me to be a Buddhist. Too many suspicions!

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