Monday, May 30, 2011

Mirthful Monday - Punny Stuff # 1

Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.

Acupuncture is a jab well done.

The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under.

A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine.

A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

~Anonymous

Image courtesy of Joe Zlomek.

Thanks to Connie, a pun master in her own right, for sending me these.

3 comments:

  1. Marianna, they made me smile. Thank you.

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  2. I always enjoy your mirthful Mondays.

    Carol

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  3. These are great puns, Marianna. Thanks for sharing!

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