Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on a head."
I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass."
The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
A backward poet writes inverse.
If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.
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