Monday, April 4, 2011

Mirthful Monday - Puns for the Educated Mind - Part 2

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, "You stay here, I'll go on a head."

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass."

The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

A backward poet writes inverse.

If you jumped off a bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.

3 comments:

  1. Ha Ha! Since those of us who love these things are incorrigible, why not link this to Part I? It has been awhile since you posted that...

    Enjoy your rainy Mirthful Monday,

    Carol

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  2. Very good.
    I sat up all night, and then it dawned on me!

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  3. Carol,
    Duly noted and action taken. Thanks!

    I'll say the same thing back - very good Grannymar! :)

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