Monday, February 28, 2011

Mirthful Monday - Puns for the Educated Mind - Part 1

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.


Image courtesy of Rainer Topf.


  1. Can you see me smiling, Marianna? My favourite is 'She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.'

    Thank you

  2. Mirthful Morning to Marianna!

    I look forward to your Monday posts.
    These blooper jokes keep making the rounds, and like the previous reader, I love them still...


  3. Carol,
    Thanks, Carol.

    I feel like I'm cheating, sometimes. But, if it brings a smile or laugh to someone, it's worth it!


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